Hello readers, we at The Disincentive have received exclusive access to the format that Colorado College uses to react to international events. This email format gives insight into how CC reacts in live time to incidents that impact the Colorado College community.
Dear Students, Parents, Professors and Staff,
We here at [department name or school name] are also closely following the [developing situation] occurring in [location]. These [events] have touched us deeply and we wanted to express that we too are experiencing a truly unprecedented [emotion].
We share in your [emotion]. We hear your [another emotion]. [Optional: emoji]
We want to formally [pick one: condemn, congratulate, contradict] the [pick one: violence, successes, hypocrisies] of [entity]. This truly cannot [pick one: continue, stop, go without acknowledgement].
Now us personallyyyyyyyyyyy will not be changing anything. Like what would that even look like? Come on now, start looking at one another. Some of you guys have truly unbelievable wealth and connections. I mean do we as an institution also have insane connections and money? I mean yeah but like… the bureaucracy.
So in this time please [verb], [verb], and [verb].
Reading this email was the usual waste of time.
Xoxo,
[Name]