What you should be for Halloween based on your Zodiac sign
Ariessssssma- Dress up as a robot and only speak to people in phrases ChatGPT would say
Taurusususus- Damn shawtyyy, with sex appeal like that we think you should go as Bibble
Geminunima - We think you would just ROCK IT as Lady Godiva this year, complete with either a real horse or a hobby horse, dealers choice here
Canceranfas - Go as a morning routine gym bro and call all your homies by various Greek letters throughout the day. Starting with beta, but slowly getting more obscure. Refuse to elaborate on what it means to be an “epsilon guy”
Leoaugchw - Dress up as a pirate, commandeer a boat, sail the open ocean (the Disincentive would like to note that we do recognize we attend school in a landlocked state. However we are also firm believers in sticking to the bit… the closest ocean is the gulf of California- do with this information what you will)
Virgoogoo - Cause CHAOS by dressing as an OSTRICH and RUNNING AFTER PEOPLE and RAMMING INTO INANIMATE OBJECTS and GENERALLY BEING A MENACE.
Librahahaha - There’s gonna be a lot of people dressed as various Barbies or Kens this year, stand out by dressing as Weird Barbie or Allan! Full commitment required here- we’re expecting a choppy short haircut and doing the splits throughout the night, or standing in the corner at parties channeling Michael Cera’s famous awkward energy
Scorpiomnoms - You know the general vibe of the Proterozoic? Yeah, dress as that.
Sagittariworm - You should dress as a witch, but not just any witch, specifically a witch who lives on the moon. Moon witch. She’s my best friend.
Capricornyyyyy - Go as a microwave and gently hum everywhere you walk
Aquariugg - Ask your philosophy major friend what their definition of a sentient being is and dress to match that description
Piscegg - Cookie monster. Cookie Monster all the way.
November 10th, 2002 - We think you should go as something whimsical and enchanting- a fairy or an angel perhaps. It’s not cause I- sorry, we- think you're an ethereal being or anything haha… Unless of course you want to be seen that way! In which case we have always thought you are ethereal.