Ariessssssma- Liven up a CC hockey game by bringing some cymbals and banging them together at inappropriate times. Fellow spectators (and especially the players) are sure to get a kick out of it!
Taurusususus- Fly to another country. Develop a deep connection with a stranger. Have a wild night with them… A wild night where you go to a bee colony. You take control of the bee colony. The bees respect you. They treat you as their new queen. Your new lover is a worker bee. You have finally achieved it. Power over the bees as well as your partner. You’re unbeetable. This is the best use of a venture grant you could imagine.
Geminunima - Sleepy. Leepy. Eepy. Epy. Py. Y. Please get some rest this block break babe.
Canceranfas - Ah yes, the days are getting longer. You know what else is long? Haha- its the list of people who love and cherish you and think you’re the brightest light in the world
Leoaugchw - Here’s to a cozy winter, snuggling up by the fireplace, sipping on hot cocoa, snowflakes dancing past your window, a leather journal in your hand, and a plan. A plan for vengeance. A plan for revenge. Rise in the new year, rise to your powers. Rise to the level of chaos you were always meant to achieve. You know what they say- new year, new me, new scheme. Do us proud young one.
Virgoogoo - Knight someone this block. Not that you have the authority to do that, but pretend you do. Also maybe don’t use a sword, use like a baguette or a pool cue or a long ladle.
Librahahaha - As snowflakes continue to fall and kiss your cheeks, be sure to kiss someone else. No silly! Of course we’re not referring to your significant other. We’re referring to the new presence recently noted on the tiger trail. Hey, sasquatch deserves some love too!
Scorpiomnoms - Penguins waddle. Seals slide. Polar bears…charge or something idk. You? You strut. You slay the house down Every. Goddamn. Time. Keep doing you, continue to serve into this new year
Sagittariworm - Go to a karaoke night. Pull up a selection of ABBA songs. Ignore the lyrics and instead read the entirety of The Communist Manifesto. Get kicked out. CC students are now banned from karaoke night. Way to go you.
Capricornyyyyy - Sit in a tree and eat a popsicle with your feet. Prospective students on tour groups need to see what is possible at this school!
Aquariugg - To love and to lose is life’s greatest gift, be not afraid to care for others as we journey around the sun together another time. Also do shrooms. Do shrooms just for the hell of it.
Piscegg - No plans for block break? That’s ok, befriend the gnomes and woodland creatures of the forest and have a feast! Be sure to bring lots of pie, gnomes love pie.
November 10th, 2002 - You know, this time of year is typically when people set some resolutions. Maybe this year you could… get a girlfriend? Haha, just kidding.... But on the off chance you do decide to embark on this, they say its better to be specific. So maybe she could be like, tall, kind of a dirty blond, eyes that some would say look like the ocean, good with animals, an adventurous spirit… idk something along those lines might maybe be good for you in the new year… just spitballing here, just off the top of my head, doesn’t describe any of our writers or anything.